IT'S GOT ONE BIG ROOF LINE!!! AND A LITTLE BOTTOM LINE!! BOTTOM LINE, MEANING..GREAT GAS MILEAGE, ROOM, LOW MILES, AND A COST THAT WON'T DRAIN YA!!! NOW, THAT'S MORE SUV FOR YOUR BUCK!! OR, BANG...OR IT COULD BE A DOE, OH HECK, ARE WE TALKING DEER HERE?

IT'S GOT EYES IN THE BACK OF IT'S HEAD!!! OR HATCH..AND CAN MAP OUT WHERE YA NEED TO GO! JUST LIKE MY WIFE!!!!! REAR BACK UP CAMERA, NAV, LEATHER, AND ALL KINDS OF OTHER GOOD STUFF!!

JUST THINK....WITH LOOKS THIS GOOD, AND 4 DOORS....NOW MORE PEOPLE CAN GO WITH YA AND LOOK GOOD TOO! AND, YOU CAN GET MORE GAS MONEY..NOBODY RIDES FREE!!! WELL, THEY DIDN'T WHEN I WAS 16 AND PAYING FOR MY OWN GAS

MORE GOODIES THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A STICK AT!!! IF YA HAVE KIDS, DON'T TELL'EM...THEY LOVE STICKS!!!

IT'S THAT RED KOOL-AID YOUR MOMMA WOULDN'T LET YOU DRINK, IT'S THAT RED MICHAEL JACKSON TYPE LEATHER JACKET YOUR WIFE SAID "OH HECK NO!" YOU WANTED TO WEAR, NOW'S YOUR TIME TO GET BACK AT'EM!!! AWD PACKAGE!!!

AC/DC!!! BACK IN BLACK!!!! BLACK PAINT!! THIS PATHFINDER ROCKS!!! AND, IT'LL BUCK IF YA DON'T DRIVE IT IN THE WOODS AT LEAST ONCE A MONTH.

IT MAY NOT BE THE RACE CAR THAT YA DRIVE AT TALADEGA, BUT I BET IT GETS BETTER GAS MILEAGE AND HAS MORE ROOM!!!

IT'S GOT MORE POWER DOORS THAN THE STAR SHIP ENTERPRISE! INTERPRIZE? OHH DANG. I CAN'T SPELL! WELL, IT'S GOT POWER DOORS

GO AHEAD! YEP, YOU CAN GO OUT IN THE WOODS, SNOW, OR WHERE EVER AND GET STUCK. IT'S A ALL WHEEL DRIVE, BUT, IT'S GOT A 3RD ROW SEAT FOR MORE PEOPLE TO PUSH!! GO GO OUT AND HAVE FUN...BUT, MAKE SURE THAT 3RD SEAT IS FULL OF PEOPLE

EVER GET THE FEELING TO "HUM" A FEW BARS?? WASN'T THAT A CANDY BAR COMMERCIAL? OH WELL, HUMMER H3 TRUCK!! AND ALMOST BRAND NEW!! JUST IN CASE YA GOTTA TRAVEL FAR AWAY TO GET A CANDY BAR!